Every artist has his own dislikes – I have mine.  Below is the list of things I prefer not to draw, so read this before you decide to commission me.

  1. No children characters involved into sex !!! That includes the so called “lolis” and “traps” /I was including these into futa categories but realizes that the situation is not exactly like that.
    No gay or bi-sex  – especially if the character is masculine, manly – muscled, hairy, bearded etc. ! /feminine characters and futanary are okay/. Also – no pegging of manly men!
  2. No vore / someone to be swallowed and staying in another’s stomach/ !
  3. No gore, mutilation – of characters ! / battle scenes are fine – mainstream commission.
  4. Vomit, scat, farts, diapers etc – and other smelly fetish – no / squirting and watersports are okay to be drawn /.
  5. Giants smashing, eating small people – no !
  6. Fat, ugly and unsexy female characters – no!
  7. Muscled women – no / SheHulk or other Marvel heroines with larger build are okay/.
  8. You, your wife, your mom, your best friend girlfriend – being fucked or just naked. NO ! I will not draw real people with normal life involved into sex.
    Rape, Tears, Torturing, Shaming,  Fear  – No one is around to help – No!  / tentacles are okay , but no tears and suffering ! Mild bondage, where the character is having an orgasm is okay!/
  9. I will not draw aging amateur home-made porn stars – who’s having their own pay site and now they look for artists to draw them. I am NOT fan of your wife. I don’t like what I see – trust me. I’ve seen a lot. I used to be adult webdesigner and made hundreds of sites like yours. I don’t deal with that anymore and I definitely don’t want to draw  someone’s wife (who’s being banged by squad of random guys, while the husband was filming it with shaky hands….
  10. Chibis, Furries and My Little Pony – no 😉 / Humanoid characters with animal ears and tails are okay.
  11.  I will not draw for free for random people their specific thing  – you’re fan of my art, yet you never came to pledge a single buck on patreon or on commission.
  12. From recent times I see no point or reasons to draw the original characters of other guys. No offense, but that didn’t worked good for me.

Note:  If you saw or see any of  the mentioned above here or elsewhere – that does not mean I will draw these for you. Yes , I need the money – but that doesn’t guarantee that I will draw anything you want. I don’t intend to be rude – but if I sound that way – I have reasons to be.

Along with my list of don’ts I include the following:

  1. Don’t ask me to provide you drawing I made for you – but you lost it. I’m not archive. If you don’t see it on the site – then I forgot about it and I don’t know where it is. Please don’t push on further.
  2. Don’t expect me to remember you – I’m not an asshole – I work with a lot of people and you’re just one of the many. Also don’t be surprised if I don’t remember my own drawing by your text description . Example: “Hey , it’s me Jimmy – you drew 5 years ago Spiderman in his purple costume, remember ?” The answer is : No. I work all the time – including now – I do works for other sites, work for clients and for patrons. I live better when I forget all the porn I drew. For some reason though I remember most of the mainstream artworks I did. Probably because I don’t do these as often as I wish.
  3. Don’t insist for  me to draw fetish that you see in my don’ts list.
  4. Don’t ask for bulk commissions / every commission comes by itself one by one/ – I do it for the variety of the content.  Bulk commissions are making me feel stuck on one and same thing – and turns my site into certain fetish shrine.
  5. Don’t ask me to “teach you how to draw” – I’m not teacher. I’m still learning myself. Internet is full of tutorials : watch videos, download e-books, buy regular books of anatomy. The porn is one of the best ways to learn anatomy – I’m deadly serious about it.
  6. Don’t insist to put your drawing I made for you at once on my site.  I’m gonna put it whenever I find time and however I like it.
    If you don’t see it there are probably two reasons for this: I forgot about this – or I don’t like it. Do not tell me what to write – I’m usually asking the people to provide me their own stories that should go along with their commissions/requests as description. If I miss that moment – ask me politely about the story. Big “wall of texts” are “NO”- keep it short but clear.

 

If you don’t see anything here in that list , yet you have some doubts – feel free to contact me on e-mail and ask me about it.